My ex girlfriend is a porn star
sexyizdefinitelyback: anunbrokendutch: gon0rrhea: what-is-this-i-dont-even: i-m-a-gee: and boy is she going to be pissed when she finds out omg omgg lmfaoo! ROTFL.!
xoxomahaaha: Mind Blown. karebears: HOW THE FUCK?
Here, have yourself a tall glass of SHUT THE FUCK...
While walking with your friends...
… Cool boys and their friends … Cool girls and their friends … You and your friends
beforemyeyesclose: On tumblr , we don’t each other , we eachother. gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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iWanna Texting Buddy!!
amandahoho: buzzlightyearsu: Swan Dive!! Well, now that I got that out of my system… back to studying for Physics. Thanks to my sister for supporting me in my ridiculous endeavors. ANDYYYYYYYY :D he really never fails to make people smile.
Reblog if you hate how straight guys are against...
Necessities before you enter a Hollister store.
toxicfatal: thatsthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyes: lol
When traveling short distances.
fuckyeahandre: allhailmagicconch: gphil: How a regular person gets there How a boss gets there gpoy Lmao Yeah I QWOP to short distances.
I love my dark skin, but I hate it when people...
missusmonroe: But I just be like:
That moment when
hplayersimm: A female tells another female she looks pretty : A male tells another man he’s handsome looking :
I can out eat you
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silencehasasound: lmao, the music is what makes this
appleale: This guy is a bloody genius. THIS IS FUCKING GREAT. FUCKING GREAT. FUCKING. GREAT. THIS IS AMAZING. G E N I U SAOUEHOUAHE AAAAHAHAHAUUAHUAHAOEUHOAUEHOAUHUHAUAHUAHUAHAOUH EEEEEEEEEPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
My life Spongebob SquarePants Edition
bringmecrayons: Waking up to find out you’re late for school Arrive at school Forgot iPod/Phone at home Hear haters talk Eat school lunch Go on missions with your bestfriend Realize you have no friends Go home and go on tumblr Your parents tell you to get off Sleep and repeat