you know what really turns me on? unprotected wifi
littlefuckinglesbian: I’M DANCING FROM MY VAGINA. I’M GRINDING, I’M GRINDING. ORGASM EYES, ORGASM EYES. hahahahah
Dear people boycotting Oreos for supporting gay... →
The following companies also support gay rights: Allstate Amazon American Airlines Apple Applebee’s Best Buy Clorox Coca-Cola (which manufactures Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper, Fanta, Vitamin Water, and Dasani) Costco Delta Airlines Ford Gap (which also owns Banana Republic and Old Navy) General Motors Gerber Baby Products Hilton Hotels Home Depot IMB Levi’s Marriot...
warpedtourorbust: do you ever listen to a song a hundred times and then you hear one line that you’ve heard before but never really payed attention to you and you realize “holy shit, that’s my life in a lyric” and then you just wanna write it everywhere and scream it across rooftops and get it tattooed on your forehead
gullacass: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
everyonesahero: does anybody else just like research things for fun like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested...
notquitelegitimate: the cinema is going to be full of 16-23 year olds, no doubt
Dear people that invented tampons and pads,
searchlightsgrowingdim: Could you make those wrappers just a little bit louder or maybe add some fireworks? Because I’m sure there are still some people down the hall that didn’t know what I was doing.